Sep 23 2007

Followup: Gay Makes You a Better Football Team

Keith Olbermann put it best when he compared the uniform to a canary mating with a bluebird, but if wearing a bird-fucking-bird jersey lets your wannabe QB throw 4 TD en route to a 56-21 win, then I would still never wear that thing. I would rather my team, Green Bay Packers, lose, which they didn’t (hell yeah!), then wear that silly jersey which belongs in the far back of the closet instead of jumping out of it flailing its arms around yelling “Here I am! Leave your deposit on my backdoor.”

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